WTF Wednesday: Speakeasy Briefs for items you used to keister…

The video advertising Speakeasy Briefs left me scratching my head and wondering what guy would intentionally pocket keys over their junk? I suppose if you never sit it’d be okay, or maybe you like a little–or a lot–of pain. The reviews on Amazon cleared it up for me, these are perfect for smuggling in stuff, and far more accessible than having to keister said items. So, if you really want to BYOB or illegal items to your next rave, these are great… Although, do they really pat you down before going into a rave? Like, can’t you just promise to share whatever illicit items you have? Furthermore, removing said items from the easily accessible zippered pocket ensures it’ll be warm, and requires a hand down your pants and shifting contents to retrieve items. WTF? Right?

And finally, WHY DID THEY DRAW ON HIS SIX PACK AND VEE IN THE VIDEO?????

 

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