Category: WTF?

September 13, 2017 tobidoylemacbrayne No comments exist

An an author I find myself trolling through the images of stock photo sites and wondering WTF were they thinking when the photographer uploaded this piece of crap. Apparently, I’m not alone in my WTFery. https://twitter.com/darkstockphotos enjoys a weird photo, too. Let the dark memes begin! What image search have you done that resulted in a…

August 9, 2017 tobidoylemacbrayne No comments exist

Shark week brings another Sharknado. And admittedly, I will probably watch it. I’m thinking it’d be an interesting drinking game. Like, for every cameo, take a shot? Whose with me?

July 26, 2017 tobidoylemacbrayne 2 comments

My darling children enjoy torturing me. Mind you, they are all legally adults, so this is the kind of torture my kids like to exact for all the green vegetable I made them consume in their early years. My son announced he and his oldest sister would be getting matching tattoos. Is this a parenting…

May 24, 2017 tobidoylemacbrayne No comments exist

It’s ridiculously expensive BUT it’s cool. It’s a stroller that converts into a bike for you and your toddler. I totally would have bought one – not. But that’s because I had the kids too close together and I had the two-seat trailer thing, which kind of sucked, because they were big kids and biking…

May 17, 2017 tobidoylemacbrayne No comments exist

Um, so… I can’t even… I’m still giggling over this ridiculous item. British Condom created a cock ring that tracks the data during intercourse. I’m not sure what you’d do with that data. If you’re seriously counting sex in your overall caloric expenditures, you’ve got a problem. Will this be a hazing opportunity? Does the saying “it’s not…

May 10, 2017 tobidoylemacbrayne No comments exist

There’s an adult version of Where’s Waldo on Instagram. See if you can find the sex toy in each picture. I’ve tried – yeah – I need a life – and it’s REALLY hard! https://www.instagram.com/subtledildo/

February 28, 2017 tobidoylemacbrayne 1 comment

I like gadgets as much as the next guy, but… um, this is too much. A fit bit for your dog? WTF? A hundred bucks so you can check the fitness level of your DOG?!? Now, I love dogs, actually I love most animals (not crazy about snakes), but if you’ve got a hundred bucks,…

February 3, 2016 tobidoylemacbrayne 1 comment

Richard Simmons… What can we say about him? He is amazing, well, perhaps astounding is a better word. He did get my grandmother up and moving, and I do remember being a kid and working out with her in my family room. He’s a lovely man and truly interested in health for everyone. And he’s a…

November 4, 2015 tobidoylemacbrayne 1 comment

So, when I came upon this little commercial thanks to TastefullyOffensive’s Tumblr I thought, that can’t be for real… but a short search on amazon.com for the Squatty Potty and I found out it is!!! WTF?!? YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS VIDEO – it’s probably not safe for work… Unless you work at home like…

October 28, 2015 tobidoylemacbrayne 1 comment

Adorable and yet oh-so-creepy, right? Hope you have a happy Halloween. It drives me crazy that it isn’t “celebrated” on October 31 for children, instead they pick a school day. WTF, right? Talk about the woosification of children. Man, we went out in princess costumes with high heels, no coat, looking for the good candy….

October 21, 2015 tobidoylemacbrayne 1 comment

This is what happens when the assignment is to “paint a candle flame”. In the teacher’s defense, perhaps they didn’t realize the outcome would so… um, vulval??? This just cracks me up, and probably because I have a dirty mind and the teacher doesn’t.

October 14, 2015 tobidoylemacbrayne 1 comment

Ok, not that I want to get all political on you because I really don’t. I’m not apathetic, I’m typically disgusted at human behavior and therefore like to stay in my little make-believe world of romantic Happily-Ever-Afters. However, SNL’s Abilify may solve all our country’s problems. Can I get an ‘amen’? If your ICD-10 classification…

September 12, 2015 tobidoylemacbrayne 1 comment

Tonight we walked past the Seattle gum wall. At first I was thinking, hey, that’s really pretty, all those different colors. And then I got up close and gagged. It reminded me of when I taught middle school. My “gum chewing” rule was – throw it in the garbage when you’re done. Why? Because if…