You ever notice when it comes to “gifts for him” companies go a little crazy with the marketing? The Grommet is one of my favorite websites for ridiculous gifts, and they didn’t disappoint for Father’s Day gift ideas. Nothing says “I love you Dad” more than his own portable drinking game. Yeah, no. I’m not […]
I can’t fix everything in the world. In fact, there’s a lot I have no control over. Instead of getting anxious over things I can’t fix, I practice “The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck” by Mark Manson. And I give a f*ck about the Tony Robbin’s #MeToo faux-pas. Tony Robbins gave his “Unleash […]
I was doing some research and this video appeared in my YouTube feed. Scott Summit with a design and machining background designed some beautiful Below-The-Knee prosthesis. Function and form combine to create a beautiful prosthesis. I’ll admit, I fell down the rabbit hole of YouTube and am so excited that technology is able to […]
The YouTube suggestion for child star shockers keeps popping up in my feed. Well, that and funny animal videos. I finally took the bait and clicked and guess what – the picture on the right is NOT Cindy Brady, in fact, it’s not in the entire video. FAKE NEWS!!! Something must be done! This didn’t […]
This made me laugh – and bonus – it IS safe for work. Hope it puts a smile on your face, too. I’m not sure why Gifs Video spent time putting this together, but I’m so glad they did. Enjoy!
In the effort to sell more stuff, the “great ideas for him” messages pop up on my feed and some of the ideas are so WTF stupid, I’m not sure I want to know the dude that thinks this is the perfect gift. Am I right? If the hubs wanted a $15.00 triangle ice cube […]
I’m just throwing this out there, since Marvel owns Thor, Star-Lord, and Deadpool – couldn’t they write a nice romantic comedy featuring three superheroes who decide to live incognito at a beach where the waters magically heal Deadpool’s hideous skin, and they spend their time – oh, I don’t know – maybe applying sunscreen or […]
My writing partner and bff, Rebecca Barray, introduced me to Mark Manson, and his amazing, insightful advice about The Subtlety of Not Giving a F*ck. His blog post had three points, but you can bet the book is going on my wishlist for Christmas. Not giving a f*ck doesn’t mean you’re indifferent. It means you care […]
WTF? Like you can’t do this with your egg beater? I’m guessing if you’ve got the kitchen space and expendable income to purchase a mini butter churner, you’re not Amish, and you’re probably not buying my books. If you seriously consider spending $20 on this, why not donate it to your local food pantry instead, […]
An an author I find myself trolling through the images of stock photo sites and wondering WTF were they thinking when the photographer uploaded this piece of crap. Apparently, I’m not alone in my WTFery. https://twitter.com/darkstockphotos enjoys a weird photo, too. Let the dark memes begin! What image search have you done that resulted in a […]
Happy humpday! After reading the exchanges on this tumblr blog I feel SO bad for people dating. Sheesh. You can find the WORST pickup lines that are #NSFW and just plain inappropriate here. My personal favorite worst line: “I’ve been stalking you for so long, you feel like family.” I really hope he has a […]
Happy humpday! I really can’t say more…
Now, I’m pretty reasonable, but the rebranding of crappy fabric is brought to you by… some very clever marketers. Vegan leather… like leather, but not. I’m guessing this is so people can feel superior as they take their PVC clad vegan leather wallet to the all-you-can-eat kale bar. I’ll be the chick eating a burger […]
Shark week brings another Sharknado. And admittedly, I will probably watch it. I’m thinking it’d be an interesting drinking game. Like, for every cameo, take a shot? Whose with me?
If you’ve never played Cards Against Humanity – just WTF? Seriously? It’s hilarious, alcohol is not needed, diapers should be included. I recently discovered https://muggles.cards/ now makes an unofficial HP themed, Cards Against Muggles and Cards Against Disney. Please let me know if you’ve played these! They look fabulous:) -Tobi
My darling children enjoy torturing me. Mind you, they are all legally adults, so this is the kind of torture my kids like to exact for all the green vegetable I made them consume in their early years. My son announced he and his oldest sister would be getting matching tattoos. Is this a parenting […]
It’s ridiculously expensive BUT it’s cool. It’s a stroller that converts into a bike for you and your toddler. I totally would have bought one – not. But that’s because I had the kids too close together and I had the two-seat trailer thing, which kind of sucked, because they were big kids and biking […]
Um, so… I can’t even… I’m still giggling over this ridiculous item. British Condom created a cock ring that tracks the data during intercourse. I’m not sure what you’d do with that data. If you’re seriously counting sex in your overall caloric expenditures, you’ve got a problem. Will this be a hazing opportunity? Does the saying “it’s not […]
There’s an adult version of Where’s Waldo on Instagram. See if you can find the sex toy in each picture. I’ve tried – yeah – I need a life – and it’s REALLY hard! https://www.instagram.com/subtledildo/
Need a pick me up on this hump day? Check out this commercial from the longhairs – hair ties for men. Got any great pics of long-haired hotties to share? Send them to me!