Category: WTF?

January 31, 2018 tobidoylemacbrayne No comments exist

The YouTube suggestion for child star shockers keeps popping up in my feed. Well, that and funny animal videos. I finally took the bait and clicked and guess what – the picture on the right is NOT Cindy Brady, in fact, it’s not in the entire video. FAKE NEWS!!! Something must be done! This didn’t…

November 8, 2017 tobidoylemacbrayne No comments exist

I’m just throwing this out there, since Marvel owns Thor, Star-Lord, and Deadpool – couldn’t they write a nice romantic comedy featuring three superheroes who decide to live incognito at a beach where the waters magically heal Deadpool’s hideous skin, and they spend their time – oh, I don’t know – maybe applying sunscreen or…

September 27, 2017 tobidoylemacbrayne No comments exist

WTF? Like you can’t do this with your egg beater? I’m guessing if you’ve got the kitchen space and expendable income to purchase a mini butter churner, you’re not Amish, and you’re probably not buying my books. If you seriously consider spending $20 on this, why not donate it to your local food pantry instead,…

September 13, 2017 tobidoylemacbrayne No comments exist

An an author I find myself trolling through the images of stock photo sites and wondering WTF were they thinking when the photographer uploaded this piece of crap. Apparently, I’m not alone in my WTFery. https://twitter.com/darkstockphotos enjoys a weird photo, too. Let the dark memes begin! What image search have you done that resulted in a…

August 9, 2017 tobidoylemacbrayne No comments exist

Shark week brings another Sharknado. And admittedly, I will probably watch it. I’m thinking it’d be an interesting drinking game. Like, for every cameo, take a shot? Whose with me?

July 26, 2017 tobidoylemacbrayne 2 comments

My darling children enjoy torturing me. Mind you, they are all legally adults, so this is the kind of torture my kids like to exact for all the green vegetable I made them consume in their early years. My son announced he and his oldest sister would be getting matching tattoos. Is this a parenting…

May 24, 2017 tobidoylemacbrayne No comments exist

It’s ridiculously expensive BUT it’s cool. It’s a stroller that converts into a bike for you and your toddler. I totally would have bought one – not. But that’s because I had the kids too close together and I had the two-seat trailer thing, which kind of sucked, because they were big kids and biking…

May 17, 2017 tobidoylemacbrayne No comments exist

Um, so… I can’t even… I’m still giggling over this ridiculous item. British Condom created a cock ring that tracks the data during intercourse. I’m not sure what you’d do with that data. If you’re seriously counting sex in your overall caloric expenditures, you’ve got a problem. Will this be a hazing opportunity? Does the saying “it’s not…

May 10, 2017 tobidoylemacbrayne No comments exist

There’s an adult version of Where’s Waldo on Instagram. See if you can find the sex toy in each picture. I’ve tried – yeah – I need a life – and it’s REALLY hard! https://www.instagram.com/subtledildo/

February 28, 2017 tobidoylemacbrayne 1 comment

I like gadgets as much as the next guy, but… um, this is too much. A fit bit for your dog? WTF? A hundred bucks so you can check the fitness level of your DOG?!? Now, I love dogs, actually I love most animals (not crazy about snakes), but if you’ve got a hundred bucks,…

February 3, 2016 tobidoylemacbrayne 1 comment

Richard Simmons… What can we say about him? He is amazing, well, perhaps astounding is a better word. He did get my grandmother up and moving, and I do remember being a kid and working out with her in my family room. He’s a lovely man and truly interested in health for everyone. And he’s a…