August 9, 2017

Shark week brings another Sharknado. And admittedly, I will probably watch it. I’m thinking it’d be an interesting drinking game. Like, for every cameo, take a shot? Whose with me?

July 27, 2017

If you’ve never played Cards Against Humanity – just WTF? Seriously? It’s hilarious, alcohol is not needed, diapers should be included. I recently discovered https://muggles.cards/ now makes an unofficial HP themed, Cards Against Muggles and Cards Against Disney. Please let me know if you’ve played these! They look fabulous:) -Tobi

July 26, 2017

My darling children enjoy torturing me. Mind you, they are all legally adults, so this is the kind of torture my kids like to exact for all the green vegetable I made them consume in their early years. My son announced he and his oldest sister would be getting matching tattoos. Is this a parenting…

May 24, 2017

It’s ridiculously expensive BUT it’s cool. It’s a stroller that converts into a bike for you and your toddler. I totally would have bought one – not. But that’s because I had the kids too close together and I had the two-seat trailer thing, which kind of sucked, because they were big kids and biking…

May 17, 2017

Um, so… I can’t even… I’m still giggling over this ridiculous item. British Condom created a cock ring that tracks the data during intercourse. I’m not sure what you’d do with that data. If you’re seriously counting sex in your overall caloric expenditures, you’ve got a problem. Will this be a hazing opportunity? Does the saying “it’s not…

May 10, 2017

There’s an adult version of Where’s Waldo on Instagram. See if you can find the sex toy in each picture. I’ve tried – yeah – I need a life – and it’s REALLY hard! https://www.instagram.com/subtledildo/

White dog
February 28, 2017

I like gadgets as much as the next guy, but… um, this is too much. A fit bit for your dog? WTF? A hundred bucks so you can check the fitness level of your DOG?!? Now, I love dogs, actually I love most animals (not crazy about snakes), but if you’ve got a hundred bucks,…