Tag: #WTF

September 27, 2017 tobidoylemacbrayne No comments exist

WTF? Like you can’t do this with your egg beater? I’m guessing if you’ve got the kitchen space and expendable income to purchase a mini butter churner, you’re not Amish, and you’re probably not buying my books. If you seriously consider spending $20 on this, why not donate it to your local food pantry instead,…

September 13, 2017 tobidoylemacbrayne No comments exist

An an author I find myself trolling through the images of stock photo sites and wondering WTF were they thinking when the photographer uploaded this piece of crap. Apparently, I’m not alone in my WTFery. https://twitter.com/darkstockphotos enjoys a weird photo, too. Let the dark memes begin! What image search have you done that resulted in a…

August 9, 2017 tobidoylemacbrayne No comments exist

Shark week brings another Sharknado. And admittedly, I will probably watch it. I’m thinking it’d be an interesting drinking game. Like, for every cameo, take a shot? Whose with me?

July 26, 2017 tobidoylemacbrayne 2 comments

My darling children enjoy torturing me. Mind you, they are all legally adults, so this is the kind of torture my kids like to exact for all the green vegetable I made them consume in their early years. My son announced he and his oldest sister would be getting matching tattoos. Is this a parenting…

May 29, 2017 tobidoylemacbrayne No comments exist

A self-folding origami robot. So cool! The science geek in me sees medical uses, which reminds me of the VERY old movie Fantastic Voyage. If you haven’t seen it, well, don’t pay to see it, but it’s fun to watch what the writers in 1996 thought the “future” would be like.   Check it out!  

May 24, 2017 tobidoylemacbrayne No comments exist

It’s ridiculously expensive BUT it’s cool. It’s a stroller that converts into a bike for you and your toddler. I totally would have bought one – not. But that’s because I had the kids too close together and I had the two-seat trailer thing, which kind of sucked, because they were big kids and biking…

May 17, 2017 tobidoylemacbrayne No comments exist

Um, so… I can’t even… I’m still giggling over this ridiculous item. British Condom created a cock ring that tracks the data during intercourse. I’m not sure what you’d do with that data. If you’re seriously counting sex in your overall caloric expenditures, you’ve got a problem. Will this be a hazing opportunity? Does the saying “it’s not…

May 10, 2017 tobidoylemacbrayne No comments exist

There’s an adult version of Where’s Waldo on Instagram. See if you can find the sex toy in each picture. I’ve tried – yeah – I need a life – and it’s REALLY hard! https://www.instagram.com/subtledildo/

May 3, 2017 tobidoylemacbrayne No comments exist

Have you seen Amazon’s Echo Look now offers the ability to take selfies, video AND give you style recommendations? WTF? Have years of participation trophies now made it impossible for millennials to operate without external validation? I can see color blind people asking, Alexa, ‘what color is this?’ but honestly, I have never heard my color blind friend…

February 28, 2017 tobidoylemacbrayne 1 comment

I like gadgets as much as the next guy, but… um, this is too much. A fit bit for your dog? WTF? A hundred bucks so you can check the fitness level of your DOG?!? Now, I love dogs, actually I love most animals (not crazy about snakes), but if you’ve got a hundred bucks,…

February 1, 2017 tobidoylemacbrayne 1 comment

I’ve lived in “fly-over” states for more than twenty years so it doesn’t surprise me that the NYT chooses to ignore what most Americans like, care about, or vote. WTF? They changed their best sellers lists to EXCLUDE mass market books sales from their “best sellers” list, and completely dropped comics and Manga which, by…

September 20, 2016 tobidoylemacbrayne 1 comment

He’s a cutie-patootie in my book, and it’s not just the blue eyes and charming Scottish accent. He’s extremely positive, clearly loves people, and I highly recommend hanging out on his Facebook page for some hilarious videos. Click on the title to see the video, “For the Girls that are ‘Unladylike”” – one of my favorites….

July 6, 2016 tobidoylemacbrayne 1 comment

I’m older. I write romance. I even write sex scenes that are probably physically impossible. Truthfully, I’m coming up on my 25th anniversary and I can say there are many things we tried in our twenties that arthritic hips and bad knees make uncomfortable, if not downright dangerous. Sex against a wall? Yeah, I’m 5’10”, that…

April 6, 2016 tobidoylemacbrayne 1 comment

I recently came across pix of Walmartians with an interesting theme – there was butt crack, bathing suits, and transvestites. Now, I’m completely aware that we all have unfortunate wardrobe malfunctions, thus explaining the butt crack. The bathing suits — maybe they just needed something before heading to the beach. I mean, I’ve seen folks dressed like…