I like gadgets as much as the next guy, but… um, this is too much. A fit bit for your dog? WTF? A hundred bucks so you can check the fitness level of your DOG?!? Now, I love dogs, actually I love most animals (not crazy about snakes), but if you’ve got a hundred bucks, […]
I’ve lived in “fly-over” states for more than twenty years so it doesn’t surprise me that the NYT chooses to ignore what most Americans like, care about, or vote. WTF? They changed their best sellers lists to EXCLUDE mass market books sales from their “best sellers” list, and completely dropped comics and Manga which, by […]
He’s a cutie-patootie in my book, and it’s not just the blue eyes and charming Scottish accent. He’s extremely positive, clearly loves people, and I highly recommend hanging out on his Facebook page for some hilarious videos. Click on the title to see the video, “For the Girls that are ‘Unladylike”” – one of my favorites. […]
I’m older. I write romance. I even write sex scenes that are probably physically impossible. Truthfully, I’m coming up on my 25th anniversary and I can say there are many things we tried in our twenties that arthritic hips and bad knees make uncomfortable, if not downright dangerous. Sex against a wall? Yeah, I’m 5’10”, that […]
I recently came across pix of Walmartians with an interesting theme – there was butt crack, bathing suits, and transvestites. Now, I’m completely aware that we all have unfortunate wardrobe malfunctions, thus explaining the butt crack. The bathing suits — maybe they just needed something before heading to the beach. I mean, I’ve seen folks dressed like […]
I was SO ready to lambast the millennial attitudes that anyone who didn’t share their views was a bully when I heard that students were whining that someone chalked pro-Trump messages on campus and it made them feel unsafe. Worse, the university offered “emergency” counseling. Seriously? A twelve step program for whiny brats? But, no… […]
Did I get your attention? I admit, I fell into the hole of the interweb and found this gem of an article. Some Entertainment ranked “Mistakenly Seen Famous Penises” here, and it’s well worth the read, I don’t know how they missed Harvey Keitel’s in The Piano. In case you missed it, The Creative Loafing […]
So, Jenny Beavan who made ultra-cool costumes for Mad Max won and ACCEPTED her award sans spanx and heels and women (and men) were thrilled. Me too, and I freakin’ love her scarf. I’m not one for leather, but the bejeweled jacket was gorgeous, although I bet it was uncomfortable to lean against a chair. […]
Richard Simmons… What can we say about him? He is amazing, well, perhaps astounding is a better word. He did get my grandmother up and moving, and I do remember being a kid and working out with her in my family room. He’s a lovely man and truly interested in health for everyone. And he’s a […]
I’m not even sure how I found the website, but it’s real. Indiana University researched women’s orgasms, specifically what works and what doesn’t and compiled the data for you. For a low one-time fee of $39.00 you too can become the sex-god or goddess you’ve always wanted to be. They interviewed 2000 women and compiled […]
Donnie “Ruin” Walsh the image…. Donnie “Ruin” Walsh the reality. So… my son had an appendectomy last Thursday, which led to me giving him his Christmas present […]
So, when I came upon this little commercial thanks to TastefullyOffensive’s Tumblr I thought, that can’t be for real… but a short search on amazon.com for the Squatty Potty and I found out it is!!! WTF?!? YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS VIDEO – it’s probably not safe for work… Unless you work at home like […]
This is what happens when the assignment is to “paint a candle flame”. In the teacher’s defense, perhaps they didn’t realize the outcome would so… um, vulval??? This just cracks me up, and probably because I have a dirty mind and the teacher doesn’t.
I stood this morning in my kitchen, barefoot, robe on, eyes barely open, my body moving on autopilot. My son came in and greeted me and I stood, holding the glass cabinet door open staring at wine glasses. My feeble brain was unable to comprehend what my next move should be. I stood, frozen in […]
Perhaps the Ukrainians can rest now that Putin is seeking to take on the North Pole. He’s told the United Nations that the Russian Federation has the right to exert economic control over half a million square miles of the Artic Ocean, including Santa’s North Pole. WTF? Dude, you are SO on Santa’s naughty list… […]
This WTF Wednesday I feel incredibly snarky and judgmental and it’s meant to be humorous. I am not a fashion goddess, considering most of my clothes come from Target and Marshalls, but on the other hand I’m allowed an opinion. What started this post was when I spent a week in San Diego this summer and […]
My author bio mentions that I write from a laptop in the laundry room, but it feels like a tropical island. Honestly, it’s the only place the kids won’t bother me… This video made me laugh my butt off. They have several similar ones, but the “laundry room” spoke to me.
Spam… WTF? right? This is my first foray into blogs/websites and so I dutifully await messages from people – which is extremely rare. But that’s ok, it’s not like I’m needy or anything… Anyway, what do I get? Messages like this: Hi there, after reading this awesome post i am also cheerful to share my […]
Naming a generation seems to take FOREVER… and it’s fuzzy too. Honestly, if my husband is “technically” a baby boomer (born between 1946 and 1964) and I’m technically an x-gener (1960-1980) you’d think there would be a huge age difference or major cultural difference in our childhood memories. But no – we both watched reruns […]
What can I say, I write steamy romance and when I saw this picture I had to investigate… For those of us with dirty minds – it’s a vacuum cleaner. Yeah, sure it is. Would have made for a hell of a mother’s day gift. Just sayin’.