Tag: #WTFWednesday

July 26, 2017 tobidoylemacbrayne 2 comments

My darling children enjoy torturing me. Mind you, they are all legally adults, so this is the kind of torture my kids like to exact for all the green vegetable I made them consume in their early years. My son announced he and his oldest sister would be getting matching tattoos. Is this a parenting…

May 29, 2017 tobidoylemacbrayne No comments exist

A self-folding origami robot. So cool! The science geek in me sees medical uses, which reminds me of the VERY old movie Fantastic Voyage. If you haven’t seen it, well, don’t pay to see it, but it’s fun to watch what the writers in 1996 thought the “future” would be like.   Check it out!  

May 24, 2017 tobidoylemacbrayne No comments exist

It’s ridiculously expensive BUT it’s cool. It’s a stroller that converts into a bike for you and your toddler. I totally would have bought one – not. But that’s because I had the kids too close together and I had the two-seat trailer thing, which kind of sucked, because they were big kids and biking…

May 17, 2017 tobidoylemacbrayne No comments exist

Um, so… I can’t even… I’m still giggling over this ridiculous item. British Condom created a cock ring that tracks the data during intercourse. I’m not sure what you’d do with that data. If you’re seriously counting sex in your overall caloric expenditures, you’ve got a problem. Will this be a hazing opportunity? Does the saying “it’s not…

May 10, 2017 tobidoylemacbrayne No comments exist

There’s an adult version of Where’s Waldo on Instagram. See if you can find the sex toy in each picture. I’ve tried – yeah – I need a life – and it’s REALLY hard! https://www.instagram.com/subtledildo/

May 3, 2017 tobidoylemacbrayne No comments exist

Have you seen Amazon’s Echo Look now offers the ability to take selfies, video AND give you style recommendations? WTF? Have years of participation trophies now made it impossible for millennials to operate without external validation? I can see color blind people asking, Alexa, ‘what color is this?’ but honestly, I have never heard my color blind friend…

February 1, 2017 tobidoylemacbrayne 1 comment

I’ve lived in “fly-over” states for more than twenty years so it doesn’t surprise me that the NYT chooses to ignore what most Americans like, care about, or vote. WTF? They changed their best sellers lists to EXCLUDE mass market books sales from their “best sellers” list, and completely dropped comics and Manga which, by…

September 20, 2016 tobidoylemacbrayne 1 comment

He’s a cutie-patootie in my book, and it’s not just the blue eyes and charming Scottish accent. He’s extremely positive, clearly loves people, and I highly recommend hanging out on his Facebook page for some hilarious videos. Click on the title to see the video, “For the Girls that are ‘Unladylike”” – one of my favorites….

July 6, 2016 tobidoylemacbrayne 1 comment

I’m older. I write romance. I even write sex scenes that are probably physically impossible. Truthfully, I’m coming up on my 25th anniversary and I can say there are many things we tried in our twenties that arthritic hips and bad knees make uncomfortable, if not downright dangerous. Sex against a wall? Yeah, I’m 5’10”, that…

April 6, 2016 tobidoylemacbrayne 1 comment

I recently came across pix of Walmartians with an interesting theme – there was butt crack, bathing suits, and transvestites. Now, I’m completely aware that we all have unfortunate wardrobe malfunctions, thus explaining the butt crack. The bathing suits — maybe they just needed something before heading to the beach. I mean, I’ve seen folks dressed like…

January 13, 2016 tobidoylemacbrayne 1 comment

I’m not even sure how I found the website, but it’s real. Indiana University researched women’s orgasms, specifically what works and what doesn’t and compiled the data for you. For a low one-time fee of $39.00 you too can become the sex-god or goddess you’ve always wanted to be. They interviewed 2000 women and compiled…

August 26, 2015 tobidoylemacbrayne 1 comment

I stood this morning in my kitchen, barefoot, robe on, eyes barely open, my body moving on autopilot. My son came in and greeted me and I stood, holding the glass cabinet door open staring at wine glasses. My feeble brain was unable to comprehend what my next move should be. I stood, frozen in…

August 12, 2015 tobidoylemacbrayne 1 comment

Perhaps the Ukrainians can rest now that Putin is seeking to take on the North Pole. He’s told the United Nations that the Russian Federation has the right to exert economic control over half a million square miles of the Artic Ocean, including Santa’s North Pole. WTF? Dude, you are SO on Santa’s naughty list……

July 15, 2015 tobidoylemacbrayne 1 comment

This WTF Wednesday I feel incredibly snarky and judgmental and it’s meant to be humorous. I am not a fashion goddess, considering most of my clothes come from Target and Marshalls, but on the other hand I’m allowed an opinion. What started this post was when I spent a week in San Diego this summer and…

June 3, 2015 tobidoylemacbrayne 1 comment

My author bio mentions that I write from a laptop in the laundry room, but it feels like a tropical island. Honestly, it’s the only place the kids won’t bother me… This video made me laugh my butt off. They have several similar ones, but the “laundry room” spoke to me.

May 13, 2015 tobidoylemacbrayne No comments exist

What can I say, I write steamy romance and when I saw this picture I had to investigate… For those of us with dirty minds – it’s a vacuum cleaner.  Yeah, sure it is. Would have made for a hell of a mother’s day gift. Just sayin’.