Perhaps the Ukrainians can rest now that Putin is seeking to take on the North Pole. He’s told the United Nations that the Russian Federation has the right to exert economic control over half a million square miles of the Artic Ocean, including Santa’s North Pole.
WTF? Dude, you are SO on Santa’s naughty list… although I’m pretty sure the Russian “president” is ok with getting coal. I really hope Blitzen leaves presents in his shoes.